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It’s been a long, long time since I’ve posted anything meaningful here. Instead of recapping everything that’s happened to me in the last few years, I figure I’ll just move forward. As soon as I think of something interesting to write about, I’ll post it here. Until then.

Heat Vision and Jack

Click here to check out the pilot episode of Heat Vision and Jack, a proposed 1999 comedy/sci-fi television show. It was directed by Ben Stiller, whom I usually hate, and features Jack Black as a former astronaut and Owen Wilson as the voice of a talking motorcycle (seriously). Repeat after me, "I know everything!"

Top 10 CDs of 2005

1. Sufjan Stevens – Illinois
2. LCD Soundsystem – LCD Soundsystem
3. New Pornographers – Twin Cinema
4. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
5. Sleater-Kinney – The Woods
6. Decemberists – Picaresque
7. Franz Ferdinand – You Could Have It So Much Better
8. Bloc Party – Silent Alarm
9. My Morning Jacket – Z
10. Spoon – Gimme Fiction

Is There Anybody out There?

Does anybody still check this thing? If so, I might actually start writing again.

Los Monos Fecales

It begins.

You Poor Bastard

This is a perfect example of art imitating life.

Fantastic Planet

Google the word "failure." The first result made my day.

Liger

"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed ... bred for its skills in magic." - Napolean Dynamite