Thursday, January 17, 2008


It’s been a long, long time since I’ve posted anything meaningful here. Instead of recapping everything that’s happened to me in the last few years, I figure I’ll just move forward. As soon as I think of something interesting to write about, I’ll post it here. Until then.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Heat Vision and Jack

Click here to check out the pilot episode of Heat Vision and Jack, a proposed 1999 comedy/sci-fi television show. It was directed by Ben Stiller, whom I usually hate, and features Jack Black as a former astronaut and Owen Wilson as the voice of a talking motorcycle (seriously). Repeat after me, "I know everything!"

Friday, December 23, 2005

Top 10 CDs of 2005

1. Sufjan Stevens – Illinois
2. LCD Soundsystem – LCD Soundsystem
3. New Pornographers – Twin Cinema
4. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah – Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
5. Sleater-Kinney – The Woods
6. Decemberists – Picaresque
7. Franz Ferdinand – You Could Have It So Much Better
8. Bloc Party – Silent Alarm
9. My Morning Jacket – Z
10. Spoon – Gimme Fiction

Is There Anybody out There?

Does anybody still check this thing? If so, I might actually start writing again.

Friday, March 04, 2005

Los Monos Fecales

It begins.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

You Poor Bastard

This is a perfect example of art imitating life.

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Fantastic Planet

Google the word "failure." The first result made my day.

Friday, February 25, 2005


"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed ... bred for its skills in magic." - Napolean Dynamite